This joke is awesome and deserves more than just a retweet:
I'd wager that right now, Eric Cantor’s sorrows are…
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
uncountable.
— “patrick” (@importantshock) June 11, 2014
(Georg Cantor’s diagonal argument shows that the real numbers are uncountable.)